Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?
Episode Title:
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Network: SCI-FI
Starring: Host: Jonathan Frakes

Synopsis: Doctors make a bizarre discovery while performing surgery on a teen's stomach; a man exhibits the characteristics of a real-life vampire.

Charmed
Episode Title: Bite Me
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Network: WB, TNT
Starring: Holly Marie Combs, Rose McGowan, Alyssa Milano
Julian McMahon, Brian Krause

Synopsis: Hoping to dethrone Cole as ruler of the Underworld, a vampire queen orders her fanged charges to attack Paige and convert her into a blood sucker.

Get Smart
Episode Title: Weekend Vampire
Episode #: 14, Season 1
Episode Length: 30 minutes
First Aired: 18-Dec-1965
Writer: Gerald Gardner and Dee Caruso; Director: Bruce Bilson
Network: TVLand
Starring: Don Adams - Maxwell Smart (Agent 86), Barbara Feldon - Agent 99, Robert Karvales - Agent Larrabee, David Ketchum - Agent 13, Edward Platt - The Chief ,aka Thaddeus, aka Harold Clark, Stacy Keach, Sr. - Prof. Carlson, Martin Kosleck (Dr. Drago) Ford Rainey (Professor Sontag) William Baskin (Hugo) Roger Price (Arrick) Don Ross (Agent 52)

Synopsis: When a CONTROL agent is mysteriously murdered, Smart and 99 search for the killer.

Hey Arnold!
Episode Title: Sid the Vampire Slayer; Big Sis
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Animated Series
Network: Nickelodeon
Synopsis: A movie spooks Sid; Olga is jealous of Lila.

In Search Of...
Episode Title: Hell; Vampires; Tesla; Lake Monsters
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Animated Series
Network: SCI-FI
Starring: Host: Mitch Pileggi

Synopsis: Exploring the myths and legends of hell, vampires, Tesla and lake monsters.

Liars & Legends
Episode Title:
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC)
Network: TSO
Synopsis: Author Ann Rice, possums and vampires in Louisiana Cemetery.

Lost World
Episode Title: Blood Lust
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Network: TNT
Starring: Peter McCauley, Michael Sinelnikoff, David Orth
Rachel Blakely, William Snow, Jennifer O'Dell

Synopsis: A vampire bite elevates Roxton's (William Snow) hunting instincts to a bloodthirsty level; a smitten native will fight Malone (David Orth) to the death for Veronica (Jennifer O'Dell).

Magic School Bus
Episode Title: Going Batty
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Animated Series
Network: TLC
Starring: Guest voices include Tyne Daly, Eartha Kitt and Elliott Gould.

Synopsis: Ralphie believes Ms. Frizzle is a vampire when she leads the parents on a nighttime field trip to study bats.

Night Gallery
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC)
Network: MYST
Host: Rod Serling

Episode Title: How to Cure the Common Vampire
Episode #: 43
First airdate: (5-27-73)
Starring: Richard Deacon, Johnny Brown

Synopsis: A pair of vampire hunters debate the most efficient method to dispatch their nemesis.

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Synopsis: A vampire visits a blood bank.

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Synopsis: A Nazi general gets a strangely warm welcome from the master of a Balkan castle.

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Synopsis: Count Dracula flies door-to-door and finds a blonde

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Synopsis: A vampire plans his belated, lavish -- and noisy -- final obsequies.

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Synopsis: A vignette about photographing a vampire.

« NIGHT GALLERY © MCA/Universal Rod Sterling's Night Gallery »

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Episode Title: Really Big Season Opener
Episode #: 120; Season 6
First airdate: 05-Oct-2001
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Writer: Jon Vandergriff; Director: Andrew Tsao
Network: WB
Starring: Melissa Joan Hart, Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick, Voice of Nick Bakay, Soleil Moon Frye, Elisa Donovan; Sisqo (Vladimir Kortensky) Elizabeth Hart (Actress #1) Winston Story (Joe) Ryan Kirk Buechler (Actor #1) John Heffron (Actor #2) Chelsea Dodson (Student #1) Jesse Plemons (Bigger Kid)

Synopsis: Miles (Trevor Lissauer) wants to direct a student film and has enlisted Sabrina's help. As producer and cheerleader #2, she is involved in casting the other roles in the vampire horror film. Hilda and Zelda want parts in Miles' film until they get a notice for "scare duty," the other realm's version of jury duty. Every few hundred years they must teach a class on how to be scary. If they can get the students to learn everything in one session, they don't have to teach scare class ever again. Sabrina and Miles can't find the perfect vampire for the film so Sabrina puts out an ad. Vladimir Kortensky (guest star Sisqo) shows up and is absolutely perfect for the part. Too perfect. Sabrina gets suspicious and logs on to the witch wide web, finding out that Vladimir is a real vampire, and despite his acting resume, is after her friends' blood! Sabrina corners Vlad and fights him, Matrix-inspired moves and all. She finally manages to stake him. Meanwhile, the aunts aren't being very scary in the other realm. After the students pelt them with spitwads they get so angry they turn into genuinely scary monsters... frightening the class and gaining freedom from scare duty. They show up to Sabrina's movie set in time for Hilda to step in as Vlad.

Wild Thornberrys
Episode Title: Blood Sisters
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Animated Series
Network: Nickelodeon

Synopsis: Eliza thinks absent-minded Dr. Renfield is a vampire.

Young Hercules
Episode Title: Fame
Episode #: 20, Season 1
First airdate: 31-Oct-1998
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC)
Writer: Bob Forward; Director: Chris Graves
Network: PLEX / WAM!
Starring: Ryan Gosling, Dean O'Gorman, Chris Conrad, Kevin Smith (Ares) Morgan Reese Fairhead (Eurydice) Kieren Hutchison (Orpheus) Lawrence Makoare (Roadie) Angela Dotchin (Kora)

Synopsis: Orpheus and Eurydice, both reformed from their days as followers of Bacchus perform at Kora's in front of a sold out crowd. Hercules finds out that Orpheus made a deal with vampire Bacchus to help further his career in music. But unbeknowst to Eurydice, Orpheus has struck a deadly deal with Bacchus freeing him and Eurydice if he helps recruit new Bacchae.

Adventures of Captain Planet
Episode Title: Energy Vampire
Episode Length: 30 minutes
Animated Series
Network: TOON

Synopsis: Not yet available.

Highlander
Episode Title: The Vampire
Episode #: 38, Season 2
First Aired: 05-Mar-1994
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Writer: J.P. Couture; Director: Dennis Berry
Network: TNN, SCI-FI
Starring: Adrian Paul - Duncan MacLeod, Philip Akin - Charlie DeSalvo, Jim Byrnes - Joe Dawson, Roger Daltrey - Hugh Fitzcairn, Lisa Howard - Anne Lindsey (1994-1995), Stan Kirsch - Richie Ryan, Michel Modo - Maurice, Alexandra Vandernoot - Tessa (1992-93), Peter Wingfield - Methos, Amanda Wyss - Randi MacFarland, Jeremy Brudenell (Nicholas Ward) Trevor Peacock (Jacom) Denis Lill (Baines) Nathalie Presles (Helene) Tonya Kinziger (Juliette) Jack Galloway (Peter Wells) Peter Vizard (William Stillwell) Claire Keim (Waitress) Michel Feller (Gentleman) Nigel Nevinson (Doctor) Chrystelle LaBaude (Clerk)

Synopsis: MacLeod comes up against Nicholas Ward, an Immortal who conceals his murders by disguising them as popular hysterias. In the 1840's, Ward created a vampire myth in order to conceal the true motive behind his killing the owners of a business he wanted. Mac managed to prevent Ward from marrying (and murdering) the heiress, but Ward escaped. In the present, Mac teams up with Joe Dawson to discover what Ward is up to and protect the young woman he's set his sights on this time. [Flashback: Paris, 1840]

Jackie Chan Adventures
Episode Title: Chi of the Vampire
Episode #: 48, Season 2
First Aired: 04-May-2002
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Animated Series
Network: TOON
Starring: Adam Baldwin - Finn, Clancy Brown - Captain Augustus Black, Ratso, Jackie Chan - Jackie Chan, Stacie Chan - Jade Chan, Jim Cummings - Hak Foo, Greg Ellis - Valmont (2001-), Amy Hill - Mama Tohru, Noah Nelson - Tohru, Julian Sands - Valmont [voice] (2000-2001), Sab Shimono - Uncle Chan, James Sie - Jackie Chan, Shendu, Chow

Synopsis: While battling a Chi Vampire in China, Thoru, Jade and Uncle are forced to share each other's chi (and personalities). Jackie must vanquish the demon and release the stolen chi in order to return everyone to normal.

NOTE: The "chi vampire" is a jiangshi (also known as a kyonshi), an actual creature from Chinese mythology. They were usually depicted as being more like zombies than vampires, at least in film. Suprisingly, this episode fails to mention that the jiangshi are vulnerable to glutinous rice in the same way "Western" vampires are vulnerable to garlic.

NightMan
Episode Title: Constant Craving
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Network: WGN
Synopsis: Frank (Earl Holliman) undertakes the job of caring for a countess' (Lysette Anthony) belongings, unaware that she is a vampire with a possessive lover (Francois Guetary).

Secret Adventures of Jules Verne
Episode Title: Rockets of the Dead
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), LBOX, In Stereo
Network: SCI-FI
Air date: 12 Jan 01
Starring: Chris Demetral, Michael Praed, Francesca Hunt, Michel Courtemanche
Guest Star(s): Patrick Duffy (Duke Angelo Rimini) Jonathan Coy (Sir Jonathan Chatsworth)

Synopsis: When Rebecca investigates the murder of a British envoy in London, she must go undercover as an actress to attract Angelo Rimini, Duke of Carpathia and the prime suspect. He becomes infatuated with her and seemingly vice versa, and spirits her off to Carpathia. Phileas is none to thrilled with the Secret Service endangering her and pursues. The three of them evade vampires and Phileas and Jules make it to the castle and see Rebecca falling under Rimini's sway. Meanwhile, vampires take the Aurora and Passepartout fakes his death. Rebecca learns of Rimini's plan to take over the world with an army of rocket-powered vampires. She teams up with the others and manage to sabotage the jetpacks. As Rimini looks on, a regretful Rebecca departs with the others as his vampire army crashes and burns.

So Weird
Episode Title: Vampire
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC)
Network: Disney
Air date: 5/20/2000
Starring: Eric Lively (Carey Bell), Alexz Johnson (Annie Thelan), Patrick Levis (Jack Phillips), Dave Ward (Ned Bell), MacKenzie Phillips (Molly Phillips), Belinda Metz (Irene Bell), Cara DiLizia (Fiona Phillips), Erik Von Detten (Clu Bell)

Synopsis: Jack discovers that the OSSN, an online student support network is actually a front for something sinister. But what he doesn't know is that all the members are actually vampires and he unwittingly manages to save his family, friends and himself with his angel necklace that seems to ward off the creatures.

Thrills
Episode Title: Club Plasma
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Network: Cinemax # 2

Synopsis: A reporter's former lover claims to be a vampire.

X-Files
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Network: TNT, FOX

Starring: Gillian Anderson - Special Agent Dana Scully; David Duchovny - Special Agent Fox Mulder; Annabeth Gish - Special Agent Monica Reyes; Robert Patrick - Special Agent John Doggett; Mitch Pileggi - Assistant Director Walter Skinner

Episode Title: 3
Episode #: 31
First airdate: 04-Nov-1994
Writer: Chris Ruppenthal , Glen Morgan and James Wong; Director: David Nutter Guest Star(s): Justina Vail (The Unholy Spirit) Perrey Reeves (Kirsten Kilar) Frank Military (John/The Son)

Synopsis: Mulder (David Duchovny), back on the X-Files but alone for the first time, investigates a series of vampire-like murders in Los Angeles in which victims are drained of their blood and puncture wounds are found on their bodies, and finds himself falling for the one woman that may be the prime suspect (guest star Perrey Reeves) .

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Guest Star(s): Luke Wilson (Sheriff Hartwell) Patrick Renna (Ronnie Strickland)

Synopsis: After Mulder chases down and kills a young man whom he believes to be a vampire but Scully realises that his fangs are fake, the agents return to DC aware of the mistake they just made. Faced with a lawsuit from the family of the man, they recount each of their sides to the story leading up to the event. In the extremely humourous stories that follow we see how Scully and Mulder both perceive each other. (On this case at least) Scully sees Mulder as overly-exuberant with childlike giddiness as he explains the case which may concern vampiric activity. On the other side, Mulder sees Scully as totally unenthusiastic, questioning all of his theories about the case and more content with lusting after the cute Sheriff Hartwell. (Whom Mulder observes has big buck teeth!) In the end, the Agents return to the town where they learn that all the residents are actual vampires who, except for one, have learned to live in civilised society.

Insomniac
Episode Title: Nashville
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC)
Current Network: Comedy Central
Starring: Dave Attell

Synopsis: Visiting an adult bookstore, hanging out with vampires and delivering milk in Nashville, Tenn.

Mutant X
Episode Title: Lazarus Syndrome
Episode #: 115
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC)
Executive Producers: Avi Arad, Rick Ungar, Jay Firestone, Adam Haight; Producer: Jamie Paul Rock; Executive Cconsultant / Head Writer: Howard Chaykin; Written by: Mark Amato; Directed by: John Bell
Network: FOX
Starring: John Shea, Victoria Pratt, Victor Webster, Forbes March, Lauren Lee Smith, Tom McCamus Guest Star(s): Amdrew Martin (Caleb Mathias), Larissa Laskin (Pamela Fries), Raven Duada (Maria)

Summary: Emma (Lauren Lee Smith) abandons her usually reserved nature when she goes to a popular club with Brennan (Victor Webster). She is swept away by Caleb Mathias (Andrew Martin), a brooding young man. In a moment of passion, the two kiss deeply, but suddenly Caleb's kiss turns evil. When he pulls away slightly, a blue glow which is literally sucking the life force out of her emanates between them. When Brennan finds Emma struggling to break from Caleb's embrace, he violently pulls the couple apart, ending the transfer before it was completed. The two men engage in a brutal fight, until Caleb finally runs off. After describing the incident to Adam (John Shea), Emma defies him by going back to the club with Brennan and Jesse (Forbes March) to investigate. They get nowhere with the tight-lipped waitress, Maria (Raven Duada), who had been eyeing Emma just before the incident with Caleb. Brennan is sure she knows more than she's telling. Meanwhile at Genomex, Eckhart (Tom McCamus) reports that six female mutant recruits have mysteriously died in the past five months. Eckhart's new second in command, Pamela Fries (Larissa Laskin), believes the deaths are the work of a mutant serial killer who lures his victims into submission, as none of them show signs of a struggle. Eckhart insists that the murderer be stopped immediately before any more mutants die. At Sanctuary, Shalimar (Victoria Pratt) learns about the six missing female mutants and informs Adam, who orders Emma off the streets immediately. Just as Brennan and Jesse are about to take her back to Sanctuary, an angry and vengeful Caleb returns. He and Brennan battle once again, unaware that Pamela is watching from a parked GSA car. Convinced she's found her serial killer, Pamela guns the accelerator and races forward. Jesse pulls Brennan to safety, but Caleb is not so lucky. Emma discovers that Caleb is far from dead, however, when he suddenly appears at Sanctuary. When Brennan and Jesse watch surveillance tapes from the morgue which show Caleb walking out of the building with Pamela, that they realize that he has the ability to resurrect himself from the dead. Back at the club, Emma and Shalimar look for clues when Emma simply vanishes. She awakens to find herself handcuffed in a dark cellar with Caleb and Pamela, whom he has also taken prisoner. When Caleb leaves, Pamela informs Emma that the GSA will eventually find her through her tracking device. With some convincing, Emma and Pamela pool their powers to release Pamela from her shackles. Once Pamela is free, she is reluctant to help Emma. Tossing a key that falls at Emma's feet, Pamela tries to escape, but Caleb returns and lunges at her. Pamela uses her mutant powers to freeze him to death, but he revives himself and overpowers her. Kissing her deeply, he re-charges himself with her life force, dropping her lifeless body. When he turns his attention to Emma, she warns him that the GSA will be there any moment because of Pamela's tracking device. Caleb hauls Pamela's body upstairs and dumps it in a closet. By the time he returns, Emma has freed herself with the key and is about to flee. Caleb, feeling deceived, sucks the life force out of her as well. Meanwhile, Eckhart is more anxious than ever to get his hands on Caleb to study his DNA. Back at the club, Brennan learns that Maria is actually a mutant who has been helping Caleb track down his prey to avoid becoming his next meal herself. When she refuses to reveal Caleb's whereabouts, Shalimar convinces Maria to offer her to Caleb. Tragically, by the time Shalimar gets to Caleb's cellar, Emma is dead. Enraged, she takes Caleb out with a fatal blow, before reporting Emma's death to Adam, who is stunned and saddened. Adam, realizing this is precisely the moment when Caleb will rise again and need to feed, tries to warn Shalimar, but she's too distraught over Emma to hear him. Sure enough, Caleb comes to and goes after Shalimar. Brennan arrives in the nick of time and throws an arc of electricity, killing Caleb. Suddenly, a strange glow emanates from Caleb's mouth, as the life force drains from him and is returned to Emma. Back at Genomex, Eckhart is frustrated when Pamela comes back to life, seeing her resurgence as a lost research opportunity.

« MUTANT X © 2003 Tribune Entertainment Company. All Rights Reserved. »

L.A. Heat
Episode Title: Fangs
Episode #: 27, Season 2/1
First Aired: April 20, 1999
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Network: TNT
Starring: Wolf Larson (Det. Chase McDonald), Steven Williams (Det. August Brooks), Renee Tenison (Kendra Brooks), Dawn Radenbaugh (Jodi), Kenneth Tigar (Captain Jensen), Rebecca Chaney [Wanda], Paul Logan [Eric Sommers], Tim Haldeman [Dr. Brown, D.D.S.], Christopher Boyer [Cragmeyer], Jessica Cushman [Annie], Clay Banks [Det. Richardson], Debbie James [Dr. Samantha Morecroft], Kenneth Tigar [Captain Jensen], Tiffany Atwood [Susie], Pamela Paulshock [Julia], Brooke Taylor [Sandy]

Synopsis: A young woman is found murdered with fang marks on her neck, her body completely drained of blood. Chase and August attempt to question a suspect dressed as a vampire, but he takes off in a hearse, leading the detectives to a warehouse. They interrupt what appears to be a blood-drinking ceremony with a group of men and women, all dressed as vampires, and bring several "vampires" in for questioning. Wanda, the attractive leader of the group, falls for Chase and wants to protect him from the suspect they originally chased, who may not be what he thinks he is, but who may be just a dangerous.

« L.A.HEAT © 1996-1998, PM Entertainment Group, Inc. All Rights Reserved. »

The Adventures of Sinbad
Episode Title: Heart and Soul
Episode #:25, Season 2
First Aired: 19-Oct-1997
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Writer: Ed Naha; Director: Alan Simmonds
Current Network:
Starring: Zen Gesner as Sinbad; George Buza as Doubar; Tim Progosh as Firouz; Oris Erhuro as Rongar; Jacqueline Collen as Maeve; Mariah Shirley as Bryn, Paryse Allen (Marissa) Michelle Bergers (Kalilah) Gerard Rudolf (Orlock) Morne Visser (Barada) Neil Johnson (Niktu) Mike McDonald (Innkeeper) Rowan Dickinson (M'Bardi) Bianca Reznikov (Delia)

Synopsis: Commissioned for 50 gold pieces to deliver a shipment of goods to a remote castle, Sinbad and his crew are first attacked by the castle guard, then invited to dine by its Mistress, Baroness Kalilah Orlock. The invitation is a trick and the crew is captured by concealed shackles built into the chair arms. The Baroness reveals her secret - she is an immortal vampire who must feed off the life breath of the living. She wishes to end her tormented existence, but her husband Baron Orlock has literally stolen her heart. He keeps it in a jeweled box next to his coffin in his mountain retreat. Kalilah enlists Sinbad's help, in exchange for the life of his crew, to retrieve her heart so she can destroy it and finally die. Orlock has other plans, however, and sends Marissa, his captain/mistress to finish off Sinbad and Rongar. After Sinbad throws Marissa off the edge of a ravine, he defeats Orlock with sunlight and a stake made from a broken, wooden chair. He and Rongar return to the castle just as the Baroness is about to consume Bryn, and gives her the box. She destroys the heart, and with a last kiss from Sinbad, dies.

« THE ADVENTURES OF SINBAD © 1996 Atlantis Films & All American Television. All Rights Reserved. »

LEXX
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Network: SCI-FI
Written by: Tom De Ville with Paul Donovan & Lex Gigeroff; Directed by: Colin Bucksey/Christoph Schrewe
Starring: Brian Downey as Stanley Tweedle; Jeffrey Hirschfield as 790, Michael McManus as Kai, Xenia Seeberg as Xev Bellringer, Nigel Bennett as Prince

Episode Title: Walpurgis Night
Episode #: 7, Season 4
Air Date: 24-Aug-2001
Guest Star(s): John Standing (Count Dracul) Minna Aaltonen (Vlad) Peter Guinness (Van Helsing) Angie Hill (Muffy) Lionel Jeffries (Father Borscht) Keith Lee Castle (Renfield) Arthur Spray (Gypsy Servant) Andrea Green (Davinia) Jari-Matti Helppi (Peasant) Rachel Mooney (Mandragora)

Synopsis: Going to Transylvania to check up on Kai's lead, they are all invited to dine at Lord Dracul's table for the Walpurgis Night feast.

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Summary: Kai, Xev and Stan arrive back on the LEXX together. They were greeted by 790 (or at least Kai was). Kai mentions that his protoblood is running out and that he needs to return to his cryopod to replenish himself. He wonders off with Xev and Stanley is left alone with 790. Suddenly there is a noise (like a wolf howling). If you remember, the three Goth Girlies from the previous episode somehow managed to control Stan and he was taken to meet the super-duper-assassin (one of His Divine Shadow’s old faithful killers that was used to kill off normal assassins like Kai when they failed to perform their deathly duties). One must assume therefore, that Stan is still under their influence. Sure enough, back on the little Blue Planet, the three Goth girlies are dancing some sort of ritual ‘Feel the urge’ they chant repeatedly as they dance round a small fire. Stanley begins to feel an urge. In the Cryo-chamber, Xev persuades Kai to retire to his cryochamber. She thinks it prudent for him to conserve his protoblood. She tucks him in and kisses him goodnight, but all Kai can manage in return is some lame comment that the dead do not dream…. Back on Earth, the three Goth girlies are prancing around the fire. Whatever they were trying to do to Stanley, he’s too far away for their incantation to have an effect. They try a different tactic. “In thunder, lightening and in rain;” says one, “In mountain valley’s and on the plain,” says another, “In snow, in fog and on the train..” Concludes the silly blonde one. The other two look at her perplexed, it’s not normal to include modern methods of transport in ancient spells and the silly blonde one is chastised before they begin again. The spell conjures a big blue swirly thing from the fire and it weaves its way up to the LEXX, through the passageways and into Stanley’s head. He wakes from his sleep and finds that the three Goth girlies have managed to manifest themselves as dastardly spirits in the form of Kai, Xev and 790. Stanley goes to the bridge and finds that the three Goth girlies (manifested as a gothic looking Xev, a sweet (if somewhat silly) 790 and the queerest looking Kai you could imagine. Stan seems to realise that these are not his real colleagues, but their effect on his willpower still remains strong. They tell him that they have to rebuild their relationship with him and when Stanley makes the mistake of asking Kai (Muffy) ‘how’, the Kai imitation gives Stanley a whopping kiss on the lips. They chase him into a moth where he decides to take a ride to clear his head. Then, hopefully things will have returned to normal when he gets back. As you can guess however, the control of the Goth Girlies is resolute and Stanley (half against his will) is forced to steer the moth back to Dracul’s Castle in Transylvania. He lands right next to his Goth girlfriends who hitch a ride back to the LEXX to retrieve the protoblood for their master. Stan begrudgingly does as they ask, but has the presence of mind to attempt to make a pass at them. They refuse his amorous intentions when Muffy grabs at Stan’s genitals and insists that he take them to the protoblood. Stanley does as he’s told. While Xev sleeps peacefully in her furry blue outfit, Stanley and the Goth Girlies are hovering around Kai’s cryochamber. They lick and kiss the chamber respectful of the dead dude inside it and the Muffy grabs hold of the protoblood and insists that they leave immediately. Unfortunately, the silly blonde girly decided to give Kai’s cryochamber a sloppy wet kiss and her lips froze on the glass (don’t you just hate it when that happens). One of her colleagues helps her out by pulling her sharply and tearing her away from the glass leaving half her lips still glued to the surface. Muffy knocks Stanley unconscious and the girls run off with the protoblood. Xev wakes and rushes to find Stanley unconscious and Kai bloodless. She revives Kai and Stan and they all give chase. Unfortunately, the Goth girlies manage to take a moth and escape. Before giving chase, Xev, Kai and 790 hook Stan up to a machine that can detect the substance that controls Stanley, or more specifically, the substance that allows Stanley to be controlled by the Goth Girlies. 790 soon isolates the drug and Kai recognises it as Parablood, a particularly potent concoction that forces absolute obedience to a Divine Executioner, and the name of this Divine Executioner, is Vlad, a nasty example of the Order whom Kai recognises as being powerful and successful. Kai goes on to explain that Executioners need Protoblood but they were also provided with a special bio venom called Parablood. Anyone that is poisoned with Parablood, will become a slave of the Divine Executioner. On Earth, the Goth Girlies manage to revive a fairly decrepit looking old lady with the protoblood. Within seconds the old hag has become Vlad the deadly blonde babe! Unfortunately, she’s a real nasty piece of work. Not only does she quickly despatch the poor and obedient Goth Girlies without so much as a thank you (she hacks them to death with her handy wrist knife), but worse still, her eating and drinking habits are positively disgusting! After helping herself to a healthy swig of protoblood, she speaks – while her mouth is still full! Eeeeww. Protoblood mixed with saliva dribbles down her chin in the most ungainly and unflattering manner. Where the hell do they learn such habits!? You’d think that the Divine Shadow would teach his minions to be a little more respectful of decorum, you can’t have Divine Executioners going round and dribbling over people like that, it’s disgraceful. Kai and Xev take a moth to go back to Dracul’s Castle and attempt to destroy Vlad. As they near the castle, he jumps out of the Moth and straight through a Divine Order symbol on the battlement (which opened as if expecting him) and into the lair of the Divine Executioner. The scene was set for a titanic battle of the dead killers, but it was a bit of a damp squib. They just talked at each other for a while. I was expecting them to be scratching each others eyes out, but instead, Vlad just talked to Kai about how she would infect all the Human race with Parablood and get them to exactly what she wanted – get them all to commit suicide. “And destroying the last of the Brunnen G,” She added, “will be the glorious headstone to the tomb of my satisfaction.” Apparently, Vlad was sent to hunt down Kai. His Divine Shadow ordered Kai’s execution and Vlad interrogated the time prophet to find that Kai would eventually land on Earth. She then found a bruise in the time/space fabric. During their little chat, Vlad had managed to avoid a direct confrontation with Kai with some amazing moves. She seems to have the ability to appear and disappear at will. Better still, when Kai did actually manage to fire off a shot with his handy wrist-gadget at her forehead, it simply went straight through her. She didn’t bat an eyelid. Kai, for some reason failed to realise that Vlad is made of the same stuff that he is. Puncturing her brain will have little or no effect. If he is to destroy her at all, she must be completely obliterated, I guess something like an atom bomb or firing her into the sun might do it. A shot from his handy wrist gadget is just gonna give her a little tickle. While Vlad plays with Kai, Xev returns to the Inn in the Village and tries to persuade the hapless Van Helsing that Vlad is real and VERY dangerous. Van Helsing isn’t too interested in her ramblings… but he is interested in her. He eventually manages to persuade him to let her search Father Borscht’s room. Eventually she finds out that Vlad cannot dim the light of a pure heart. It doesn’t seem much, but you can guess that it will have some relevance. In the Castle, the lovely Vlad is messing around with Kai. She’s basically kicking his butt all around the room. The poor dead geezer stands no chance. She stabs him with he handy wrist knife and although Kai doesn’t die, he is completely impotent against her. Vlad licks the blade provocatively and her tongue seems to grow … she presents it to him, “I will swallow every drop of your juice.” she adds. Kai makes a couple of inept attempts to destroy her, but in the end, Vlad simply pulls him close to her and says, “Blood is the life, and yours is over.” Kai is forced to kneel before her meekly and just as we think it’s all over, Vlad’s chest cavity opens and out pops a vicious looking…. erm… willy! But wait, this willy…. this HUGE willy, was quite different from most willy’s. For a start it came out a her chest (a dead givaway that I think) and also it didn’t have an eye, it had a sort of mouth (wow the horror of it all!). Kai kneels before her ready to take her willy thingy – and he does! He takes ALL of it. In the village, Xev takes Van Helsing ..... to find Kai and tell him about the pure of heart thing. But Kai is helpless, he is being gobbled up by the mouth of Vlad’s willy. All he can do is repeat that he is Kai, The last of the Brunnen G while the willy gobbles up large parts of Kai’s juice (protoblood I hope) from his chest. But Kai also mentions that His Divine Shadow is dead. Vlad is momentarily shocked by this, but her resolve remains the same. Kai eventually manages to break free of her grasp (or at least her penis like chest protuberance) and they both fall over the edge of the battlement. Kai lands heavily on the ground, but Vlad flies gracefully back to her lair in the castle. Xev’s moth, complete with Van Helsing, arrives at the castle and he is asked to fly the spare moth away from the castle. This he does while Xev leaves to find Kai. When she finds him, he explains that Vlad has almost drained her of his protoblood. She manages to help him to the moth and they head back to the LEXX. The poor Van Helsing however, is merrily flying his moth away from the castle, when Vlad glides into his cockpit. He guesses that she is Vlad, and this is confirmed when she throws him out of the moth (to his death) and then heads for the LEXX. When she gets there, she greets Stanley with a vicious bite to his neck, pumping him full of those nasty bio toxins that make him her slave…. again! When Kai and Xev arrive, Vlad attempts to destroy him again., but when Xev gives her a vicious punch, Kai tells her to run away. Vlad gives chase, and catches up with her easily. It has to be said that watching Xev running around in a very skimpy blue costume wearing high heals was a great pleasure to watch, not just because of the way she bobbles and bounced, but also because she looked so very ungainly, almost comical. Kai tried to persuade Stanley to take Kai to the cryochamber so that he could get some more protoblood. He managed to explain to Stanley that Vlad wanted him in the cryochamber so that he would be unable to attack her. Stanley (gullible as ever) believes him and takes Kai away. Meanwhile, Xev is caught by Vlad who immediately grabs her and gives her a powerful suck – on the neck (as you do). Xev is now a slave of Vlad too. “I am yours for ever” She confirms to Vlad. They all meet in the cryochamber. Vlad walks over to Kai, she’s pretty damned cocksure of herself, “I find this moment extremely satisfying,” She says with a smirk. “You will not have me Vlad.” Says the almost virginal Kai (or should that be vaginal). “I will have you now. Tell me you love me.” She says. And then she gets out her willy and shoves it into Kai’s tummy (where he puts his protoblood). Suddenly Xev rolls herself up and with lightening speed pushes the surprised Vlad into the cryochamber and closes it. Then she punches Stanley unconscious to make sure that he doesn’t try to open the chamber and release is mistress. Apparently, Xev has a pure heart and as we know, the Divine Assassin cannot dim the heart of a pure heart. Later, Stanley is cleansed of the Parablood and they all live to fight Vlad another day.

« Text excerpt © 2001 Tony Fawl. LEXX © & TiMe Film-und TV-Produktions GmbH in association with Screen Partners. All Rights Reserved. »

Relic Hunter
Episode Title: Vampire's Kiss
Episode #: 302, Season 3/7
First Aired: 10/29/01
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Writer: Michelle Lovretta; Director: Ian Toynton
Network: Syndication
Starring: Tia Carrere, Christien Anholt, Tanja Reichert, Lawrence Bayne (Kantor), Christopher Britton (Tobias), Vieslav Krystyan (Warrior), Adrian Paul (Lucas Blackmer), Maya Toman (Attendant)

Summary: Back in the day. As Count Stanislaf desperately drinks from a distinctive chalice, a violent banging on the door interrupts him. His hand, decorated with a ruby red ring, pushes a rosetta stone, revealing a hidden passageway. The vampire escapes, accidentally leaving behind the lid to his chalice as an angry mob breaks down the door. Present day. Karen sits, mesmerized by her sexy professor, Lucas Blackmer. He is wearing a ruby red ring; strikingly similar to the one the Count wore in the teaser. Blackmer is saying something about a vampire's seduction, but his words fall on deaf ears, as Karen is only concerned with his brilliant green eyes and confident demeanor. Later, Karen tells Syd that Blackmer is not only a rumored vampire, but also oddly interested in Sydney. Speaking of the devil, enter Mr. Fangsome (non other than Professor Blackmer), interrupting their conversation. The electricity between the two professors is undeniable. They discuss Blackmer's novels, particularly his one about Count Stanislaf and his missing chalice. The relic originally belonged to Vlad the Impaler (Dracula). Blackmer found the lid, but "needs" the chalice. Suddenly, a man comes out of nowhere, wielding a knife, and tries to take the lid. He fails, but manages to almost stab Syd. She fights back and the man takes off. Blackmer propositions her to help him and, after some flirtatious banter, persuades her to join him in Czechoslovakia for the hunt. Syd and Lucas check into an extravagant hotel and head to Stanislaf's castle where they find the vampire's secret crypt. As they explore, the hunters discuss the vampire allure. Blackmer, all too knowledgeable of the subject, explains how bloodsuckers blend in by mimicking their prey and living among them. Officially creeped out, Syd finds Stanislaf's escape route, via the rosetta stone, and trudges on. Back at the University, Karen convinces Nigel to help her find Blackmer's true identity. In his house they find a coffin, prescription sunblock, and oversized contact lenses. The same man who threatened Syd and Blackmer walks in on them as they rummage through Blackmer's belongings. They escape his attack unscathed, and call Syd to give her a heads up. She and Blackmer are now at a monastery where they learn Stanislaf took refuge, murdered a monk, and fled. Retracing the vampire's steps, they learn he killed 14 passengers on a boat that docked in Romania. As they head to Romania, there is another run in with the mysterious attacker, who is actually a vampire slayer. Once in Romania, our heroine finds the relic and Blackmer finally admits he is a "method writer" pretending to be a vampire in order to improve his writing style. The writer donates the chalice to the college and thanks Sydney for her work. His exit is accompanied by such an evil smirk that we are left completely unsettled with the mystery of his true identity. « RELIC HUNTER © Fireworks Entertainment Inc. and Gaumont Television. All Rights Reserved. »

Glory Days
Episode Title: The Lost Girls
Episode #: 5, Season 1
First Aired: 2002-02-13
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Writer: Liz Craft & Sarah Fain; Director: Randy Zisk
Current Network: None / WB
Starring: Eddie Cahill - Mike Dolan, Poppy Montgomery - Ellie Sparks, Jay R. Ferguson - Sheriff Rudy Dunlop, Amy Stewart - Sara Dolan, Emily VanCamp - Sam Dolan, Theresa Russell - Hazel Walker, Frances Fisher - Mitzi Dolan, Ben Crowley - Zane Walker, Robert Rosado - William O'Donnell

Synopsis: A dead body drained of its blood and caught on the end of Sam's fishing pole has Mike and Sheriff Rudy suspecting three vamp vixens who recently arrived in town.

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The Chronicle
Episode Title: The King is (Un)dead
Episode #: 20, Season 1
First Aired: 03/08/02
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Written by Javier Grillo-Marxuach; Directed by Krishna Rao
Network: SCI-FI
Starring: Chad Willett plays Tucker Burns, Reno Wilson plays Wes Freewald, Rena Sofer plays Grace Hall, Jon Polito plays Donald Stern, Curtis Armstrong plays Sal/Pig Boy

Summary: NEW YORK — Elvis fans who insist the King is still alive have spotted him in the most bizarre places: working undercover for the CIA, driving the open road as a long-haul trucker, or even trying out for ABC's defunct reality series Making the Band. However, the Chronicle has recently discovered that the King is actually a vampire hunter. We think. Working off a tip that Elvis sometimes appears at fan conventions, the Chronicle went undercover at Elvisopolis 3000 in New York. There, our suspicions focused on a hotel guest who checked in under one of Elvis' common aliases and was staying in a room with a number that matched the King's birthday. This lead led us to a suspiciously good Elvis look-alike. "We followed him to a service corridor above the ballroom just as the closing ceremonies were getting started," said Wes Freewald, senior Chronicle photographer and a born-again Elvis fan. "I knew something was weird about the guy even before he shot some crossbow bolts at us." Later, in the crossbow-happy Elvis's room, the Chronicle team found schematics that showed how to bypass the hotel's sprinkler system. Following the diagrams, we discovered several canisters set to dispense a clear liquid on the conventioneers. After disarming the canisters, we later realized that they contained holy water. Meanwhile, Chronicle reporter Grace Hall tracked her own story in the sewers of Brooklyn. "My source brought me to a vampire in an Elvis costume, which was pretty weird," said Hall. "It tells you something about my life when the weird thing was the Elvis costume, not the vampire." Soon, we realized that the two stories were related. "There has been a disturbing history of vampire attacks at Elvis conventions," said Sal, chief if research at the World Chronicle. "Why couldn't the vampires hang out at Limp Bizkit conventions and do us all a favor?" The vampires' presence at the convention were later confirmed when Hall entered the ballroom to witness the Elvisopolis closing ceremonies. "I looked in a mirror and half the people there didn't have reflections," Hall said. One of the reflectionally challenged ersatz-Elvi was Kingmaster Lobo, the host of the closing ceremonies and the head vampire. Luckily, someone was looking out for us in the form of our would-be King, who went by the name Jesse. Even though Jesse was the same age as Elvis would be and had much of the same biography, he insisted that he wasn't the King, but instead was a vampire hunter. He informed us that Kingmaster Lobo and his vampire Elvi planned to attack the living conventioneers at midnight — a deadline that was mere minutes away. Luckily, Jesse came prepared for a fight, bringing along a vampire-killing ultraviolet flashlight. Chronicle Editor-in-Chief Donald Stern and receptionist Vera also rushed to the hotel to help out. "Jesse explained that vampires were interested in Elvis culture because it allowed them to work at night, wear sunglasses at all times, as well as dress in capes and high collars," Freewald said. "It makes you wonder what's going on with the K.I.S.S. army." Down in the ballroom, as the vampire Elvi attacked, the Chronicle sprang into action. While Jesse fought off and killed Kingmaster Lobo, we were left to fend off a horde of the sideburn-sporting bloodsuckers. "They were coming at us from all sides," Freewald said. "Luckily I was wearing highly reflective gold lamé. Tuck B shined the U.V. light at me and my suit spread it all around the room, burning the vampires alive." After the vampires were destroyed and calm was restored, we received an amazing revelation: Jesse's last name was Garon. Jesse Garon, of course, was the name of Elvis Presley's twin brother who died at birth. However, Jesse still insisted that he was not the King. "Was it really him? My gut tells me yes," Freewald said. "For what it's worth, my gut also tells me that Tupac is somewhere fighting zombies, so take it with a grain of salt."

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Tales from the Crypt
Episode Title: Cold War
Episode #:86, Season 7
First Aired: 31-May-1996
Episode Length: 30 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Writer: Scott Nimerfro; Director: Andy Morhan
Network: SCI-FI / HBO / AMC
Starring: John Kassir - voice of The Crypt Keeper, Colin Salmon (Jimmy Pickett) Jane Horrocks (Cammy) John Salthouse (Cutter) Willie Ross (Bartender) Ewan McGregor (Ford)

Synopsis: Cammy is fed up with her boyfriend's robbery plans always backfiring. One day, she walks out on him and meets an attractive black man at a bar. Jimmy happens to be a vampire, but he discovers something else: Cammy and Ford are also among the living dead- zombies, in fact. And the war leaves Ford with battle scars he can't overcome.

« TALES FROM THE CRYPT © 1996 20th Century Fox Television & HBO. All Rights Reserved. »

Dark Angel
Episode Title: Love in Vein
Episode #:36, Season 2
First Aired: March 8, 2002
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Writer: Michael Angeli; Director: David Grossman
Network: FOX
Starring: Jessica Alba - Max Guevara/X-5-452, Michael Weatherly - Logan Cale/Eyes Only, Jensen Ackles - Alec/Ben, Alimi Ballard - Herbal Thought (Season 1), Jennifer Blanc - Kendra Maibaum (Season 1), Martin Cummins - Ames White (Season 2), Kevin Durand - Joshua (Season 2), Richard Gunn - Sketchy, J.C. MacKenzie - Reagan 'Ray'/'Normal' Ronald, Valarie Rae Miller - Original Cindy, John Savage - Colonel Donald Michael Lydecker (Season 1), Ashley Scott - Asha Barlowe (Season 2)

Guest Stars: Keegan Connor Tracy (as Rain) Kett Turton (as Jonathan) Camille Sullivan (as Lida) Matthew Currie Holmes (as Push) Sam Witwer (as Marrow) Rehka Sharma (as Dr. Beverly Shankar) Adria McMorran (as Dylan) Ian Marsh (as Doorman 1) Juliet Dunn (as Desk Nurse) Sky Miles (as Sky) Carolyn Tweedle (as Cat Woman) Sean Amsing (as Wallace) Miles Meadows (as Rollins) Zak Santiago Alam (as Kurt) Eliza Murbach (as Janis) Missy Peregrym (as Hottie Blood) Vishanti Moosai (as Eliza) Adrian Mc Morran (as Dylan)

Synopsis: Max must take on a cult of superhuman-blood addicts when she learns they're being led by a Manticore mutant intent on rebuilding an X-5 army. Meanwhile, Joshua falls in with the wrong crowd after Alec tricks him into delivering his packages for Jam Pony.

« DARK ANGEL © 20th Century Fox Television & Cameron/Eglee Productions »

Blakes 7
Episode Title: Sarcophagus
Episode #:C9, Season 3
First Aired: 03-Mar-1980
(CC), In Stereo
Writer: Tanith Lee; Director: Fiona Cumming
Network: BBC
Starring: Blake (Gareth Thomas), Avon (Paul Darrow), Vila (Michael Keaton), Cally (Jan Chappell), Jenna (Sally Knyvette), Gan (David Jackson), (Peter Tuddenham), Dayna (Josette Simon), Tarrant (Steven Pacey), Soolin (Glynis Barber), Servalan (Jacqueline Pearce), Travis (Stephen Greiff / Brian Croucher)

Synopsis: A strange alien craft comes across the path of the Liberator, and Cally, Avon and Vila teleport on board. They find various artefacts and bring them back to the ship before it explodes. An alien life form takes over Cally's body, and starts to stalk the Liberator, seeking to enslave the crew. Avon has to confront the creature.

« BLAKES 7 © 1980 by the British Broadcasting Corporation »

Monkey
Episode Title: Vampire Master
AKA: "Igai! Kyuketsuki Sanzou" [Shocking! Sanzou The Vampire]
Episode #:19, Season 1
First Aired: Japan - 11/2/79, UK - 21/11/80
(CC), In Stereo
Network: NTV
Starring: Masaaki Sakai, Toshiyuki Nishida, Shiro Kishibe, Masako Natsume, Tonpei Hidari, Shunji Fujimura, Mieko Takamine

Synopsis: The Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Buddha's Law invites Tripitaka and his disciples to stay as his honoured guests. He tells them of the difficulty in controlling the black magicians, shape-changers and bandits who live in the nearby mountains. Tragedy strikes when Tripitaka becomes critically ill with Tibetan Fever. Meanwhile, Pigsy leads the guards in a search for the vampire responsible for a girl's murder. He makes a shocking discovery.

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Doctor Who
Episode Length: minutes
Network: BBC
Starring: Tom Baker (Doctor Who), Lalla Ward (Romana), John Leeson (Voice of K-9) [1,3-4], Matthew Waterhouse (Adric), Emrys James (Aukon), Rachel Davies (Camilla), William Lindsay (Zargo), Clinton Greyn (Ivo), Rhoda Lewis (Marta) [1-2], Thane Bettany (Tarak), Iain Rattray (Habris) [1-2,4], Arthur Hewlett (Kalmar), Stacy Davies (Veros), Dean Allen (Karl) [1], Stuart Fell (Roga) [3], Stuart Blake (Zoldaz) [3]; Colin Baker (The Doctor), Maggie Stables (Evelyn Smythe), Rupert Booth (Dr William Abberton) [1], Kate Hadley (Nurse) [1], Holly De Jong (Amelia Doory), Rob Dixon (Reggie Mead), Rosie Cavaliero (Cassie), Mark Wright (Mr Deeks) [1], Daniel Wilson (Eddie) [1], Stephen Chance (Nimrod), Rupert Booth (Matthew) [2]

Episode Title: State of Decay
First Aired: 22nd November, 1980 (Part One); 29th November, 1980 (Part Two); 6th December, 1980 (Part Three); 13th December, 1980 (Part Four)
Written by: Terrance Dicks; Directed by: Peter Moffatt

Synopsis: Searching for a way out of E-Space, the Doctor and Romana, joined by a young stowaway, land on a planet eerily similar to Medieval Earth. Its people live in fear, under the thumb of the Three Who Rule, cruel lords who suppress all learning to keep their subjects ignorant and helpless. The Doctor falls in with a group of rebels and discovers a cache of advanced technology banned by the Three Who Rule. But who are these ruthless monarchs? Meeting the lords and exploring their tower, he and Romana uncover a chilling secret. The Doctor realizes an ancient evil is rising once again, a terrible threat to the universe fought by his own race long ago, and one that only he can destroy now.

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Synopsis: In the renovated docklands of South East London, on the bank of the river Thames, the doors of the Dusk are open for business. Bets are called, cards are dealt and roulette wheels spun. As fortunes are won and lost, an inhuman killer stalks the local avenues and alleyways -- a killer with a taste for human flesh. Is there more to casino owner Reggie “The Gent” Mead or is he just a common gangster? What secrets are hidden in the bowels of the Dusk? And what connection does the apparently sleazy Bermondsey casino have to a long-buried government initiative known as Project: Twilight? The Doctor must form uneasy alliances where the line between friend and enemy is blurred, playing games of chance... But are the stakes too high?

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Strange
Episode Title: Dubuykk
Episode #:5, Season 1
First Aired: 28-Jun-2003
Writer: Andrew Marshall; Director: Joe Ahearne
Network: BBC
Starring: John Strange (Richard Coyle), Jude (Samantha Janus), Canon Adolphus Black (Ian Richardson), Toby (Andrew Lee-Potts), Kevin (Timmy Lang), Doddington (Samuel Barnett)

Synopsis: In a Balkan forest, an old woman hammers on a church door and demands that something mustn't be allowed to leave there. A young cleaner, Mina, listens intently. Inside the church Barry Sturges' coffin is surrounded by candles. Back in England, birthday boy Kevin senses something sinister when Mina arrives looking for work. But none of these events is more curious than Canon Black asking Strange for his help in solving his sister's death, after her body is found drained of blood...

« STRANGE. Made by Big Bear Productions for the BBC. ©BBC. All rights reserved. »

Urban Gothic
Episode Title: Vampirology
Episode #:2, Season 1
First Aired: May 24, 2000
Network: Five
Guest Star: Ingrid Pitt

Synopsis: A film crew making a documentary follow a vampire called Rex around Soho.

Alias
Episode Title: Nocturne
Episode #:72/6, Season 4
First Aired: February 9, 2005
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Writer: Jeff Pinkner; Director: Lawrence Trilling
Network: ABC
Starring: Bradley Cooper; Carl Lumbly; David Anders; Greg Grunberg; Jennifer Garner; Kevin Weisman; Lena Olin; Melissa George; Merrin Dungey; Mia Maestro; Michael Vartan; Ron Rifkin; Victor Garber

Synopsis: A woman teaching English to foreign students believes she's being watched. Convinced she can't escape, she draws a gun and kills herself. Nancy Cahill's husband Jason, also an agent, has gone off the grid. Syd and Jack are to search the Cahill's Amsterdam apartment for clues. In the apartment, Syd unlocks a crawlspace door and follows a passage to a room plastered with disturbing drawings. She's suddenly attacked and bitten in the throat by a feral Jason. Jack shoots him dead. As Syd undergoes a battery of tests, the doctor says the Cahills came in contact with a drug that caused an acute melatonin imbalance, which incited their acts of extreme violence. Syd's diagnostics indicate that she's fine. Syd can't sleep and begins hallucinating. Her temperature reads 111. Jason's files indicate he had a meeting scheduled in Bucharest with "The Count," a drug supplier. Syd mission is to pose as a Cahill associate and meet The Count. In Bucharest, Syd has a recurring hallucination of a spider. Marshall calls Jack to say the drug's incubation period is a few days, like a virus, and permanently alters brain chemistry. They take The Count into custody, and admits he recently delivered samples of a drug called "Nocturne" to Jason. Once the delusions begin, there's no stopping it. Syd, increasingly off-kilter, imagines Sloane threatening her. Syd chokes The Count, who offers that the drug came from Prague and was an old sample meant to be destroyed. Nadia finds a group called Grappig, which means "Tell them it's funny" - an affiliation of biochemical scientists in Prague led by Dr. Letuza. Nancy had found out where it came from but was too far gone. Vaughn says Letuza may have developed a remedy if he knew he made a bad batch. In Prague, Vaughn searhes for Letuza's files. Vaughn finds vials of antidote and returns to see Syd crying over an immobile Jack. Vaughn administers the antidote. In LA, Sloane says Interpol has raided Letuza's office and eradicated the Nocturne threat.

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CSI:
Episode Title: Suckers
Episode #:414/82, Season 4
First Aired: 5th February 2004
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Writer: Josh Berman, Danny Cannon; Director: Danny Cannon
Network: CBS
Starring: Eric Szmanda; Gary Dourdan; George Eads; Jorja Fox; Marg Helgenberger; Paul Guilfoyle; William Petersen

Synopsis: The team investigates when someone steals a rare piece from a 17th-century Japanese art collection; the death of a woman who was bitten in the jugular leads the team to an underground world of blood-drinking Goths.

« ©MMIV, CBS Broadcasting Inc. »

Crossing Jordan
Episode Title: REVEALED
Episode #:3013/55, Season 3
First Aired: May 9, 2004
Episode Length: 60 minutes
(CC), In Stereo
Writer: Damon Lindelof; Director: Allan Arkush
Network: NBC
Starring: Ivan Sergei; Jerry O'Connell; Jill Hennessy; Kathryn Hahn; Ken Howard; Lorraine Toussaint; Mahershalalhashbaz Ali; Miguel Ferrer; Ravi Kapoor; Steve Valentine

Synopsis: REALITY BITES WHEN SCI-FI WRITER MEETS WITH MYSTERIOUS END -- When an author of science-fiction novels is found dead -- drained of all blood and with bite marks in his neck -- Nigel (Steve Valentine) is quick to encourage Woody (Jerry O'Connell) to consider the possibility that a vampire attacked the man as he was working on his latest tome, "Vampires Revealed." Meanwhile, Jordan (Jill Hennessy) is called to determine the cause of death of an unidentified man found on the Appalachian Trail. The discovery of a camera clasped in his decomposing hand offers photographic clues to the circumstances surrounding his demise and leads the investigation into the woods to the doorstep of a real-estate mogul (guest star John D'Aquino, "JAG"). Miguel Ferrer, Ravi Kapoor, and Jennifer Finnigan also star. TV-14

« © 2004 NBC Universal, Inc. »

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