How to Get a Date with a Vampire
Kiki Olson
ISBN: 0809238438
120 pages
Status: O/P
Publisher: McGraw-Hill
Pub. Date: September 1, 1992

Synopsis:
Tired of dating the same old crop of men? Well then, sets your sight to the hunks of the undead. "How To Get A Date With A Vampire" is a girl's guide to getting your fangs into the count of your dreams. Kiki Olson gives you all the hints to and pitfalls of dating a creature of the night with chapters like "How to Spot a Vampire," "Dressing for Your Vampire," "Introducing Him to Your Parents," and "The Future and Your Vampire." Find out why there are so many vampire dentists. Why vampires really don't like garlic. And what drinks you should order when at a cocktail bar with a vampire. Olson also gives advice on how to hide those embarrassing love bites and how to respond when he says "your crypt of mine?" If you feel the stars control you vampire lover, she includes a handy section about Vampire Atrology so that you'll know exactly what type of vampire you're getting yourself involved with. And if you're thinking about taking the plunge with Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Spooky, Olson has a quick quiz to see if you're ready.