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MAKE BLOOD FAST AND LEGITIMATE!!!!!

Those ever-so-annoying pyramid scheme posts that fill up Usenet have now been adapted for the readers of alt.vampires:

Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life. I just read an article in an internet newsgroup describing how to make 50 gallons of blood in only one month from a single pint investment. I blew it off for a few weeks then saw another one in a newsgroup I go to alot and thought, "Maybe this is legitimate!". Besides, whats a single pint, vampires spend more than that in the evening on their way to feed on drippings and left-for-deads.
Well, two weeks later,I began recieving blood in the mail! I couldn't believe it! Not just a little, I mean big buckets! At first only a few pints, the odd gallon, then a week later, a couple of thousand , then BOOM! By the end of the fourth week, I had recieved nearly 47,000 gallons. It came from all over the world.And every bit of it perfectly red and on the up and up. I've been able to drink to my heart's content without ever leaving my lair!
Not only does it work for me, it works for other vampss as well. Markus Valppu (aka Nosfer-dude) says he made 57K gallons in four weeks. Dave Manning (aka The Vampmeister) claims he made 53K gallons in the same amount of time. Do I know these dark creatures? No, but when I read how they say they did it, it made sense to me. Enough sense that I'm taking a similar chance with a pint of my own blood. Not a big chance, I admit--but one with incredible potential, because a pint is all anyone ever invests in this system. Period. That's all Markus and Dave invested, yet their pint netted them vampiric status, in a safe, legal, completely legitimate way. Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:

STEP 1

Find a syringe, and draw out a pint of your blood.

Divide the pint into five equal parts, and mail each part to one of the addresses below, including the message:
"Please drink this":

1. Chia "I wanna be a vampire so bad" Han Sin
1, Keris Drive,
Singapore 456964

2. Vic "Blood is my life" Williams
14307 Virtue Rd.
Lenoir City, Tn. 37772

3. Bill "Women will love me after this!" Brown
148 South Downlen #796
Beaumont, Tx. 77707

4. Olivier "pleasepleaseplease bite me" Arcadipane
237 rue Francois Andre
7390 Quaregnon, Belgium

5. Marco "To hell with you all, I'm Immortal now" Monet
409 N.E. 107 St.
Miami, Florida, USA 33161

STEP 2

Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other names up.This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name in as the fifth one on the list.

STEP 3

Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are at least 40 000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.

Be sure to do this all at once, that way EVERYONE will notice you!!! Oh, you'll be so POPular!

There are millions of vampires surfing the net every day, all day, all over the world. And 100,000 new vamp-wannabes get on the net every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.

REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO GET ALL THE BLOOD YOU CAN DRINK! GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT VISCUOUS VAMPIRICALLY ENHANCED BLOOD!

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